Excerpt from Living with the In-Laws. 2017 I masturbate when I'm sad. And since Susan bought the Kleenex, I had to hide the evidence. I thought she might grow suspicious if the Kleenex box next to my bed vanished every week, even though I never sneezed or had a runny

Excerpt from Living with the In-Laws August 2019 Some men need to realize that we have it a lot easier than women, especially those women with irritable bowel syndrome. I can't claim to know what it's like to be a woman, but gender-neutral washrooms gave me insight into oppressive bathroom